how to work

Not that anyone asked, but here's my two cents.

#1:
Don't expect anything. Expect everything. As much as you don't want it to, it is likely to happen, whatever "it" is. Whether you're sure that your boss won't pull out her psycho card in the middle of a work day or not, just remember that these people are not your friends. They are not your family. You do not know them. They still live with their parents post-grad school, they still don't know the difference between "our" and "are", and they still haven't figured out that pointing out their bad boob job is no way to get a date.

#2:
Keep your head up, but still low enough that no one will notice. Don't let them make you quit. Make them quit. Do everything with a smile, and then share your torture tactics with you coworkers over a Lean Cuisine.

#3:
You will probably never be paid what you're worth, but the insurance makes it okay. Right.

Work's not going well, if anyone is wondering. I'm holding out for a promotion or a transfer, but this one is wearing me thin. Please, learn how to spell, learn how to manage, and learn how to be a human being. Don't be such a boob.