Mine's sitting on the couch next to me, sleeping and running and sleeping and running, but someone else's dog managed to get his own t.v. show and t-shirt line. This is why I need to start a reality show about being a lazy college student. If there is a market out there for a family of bounty hunters, there has to be a market for me. I promise, I'm super interesting. Today, I've already done the dishes, e-mailed a few customers, gone to the bathroom (twice), and talked on the phone. That's entertainment!
But really, today is my first day off since what feels like the beginning of time, so if I was supposed to do something for you today, good luck getting it done. Call me tomorrow, the phone's off the hook.
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